one morning when i was 3 i walked into the bathroom right after my dad had taken a shower. i saw his private and i said look mommy daddy has a tail! until i was five i believed that!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- We told our little sister that she had a long bushy tail and she fully believed us for ages!!Anon
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- I used to think that toilets led to the shower head. That's why I never took a shower :D— scared
- I believed dinosaurs made the mountains whenever they walked the earth.— Tammy