When I was a little kid I thought celebrities never had to go to the bathroom. Maybe it was just because they never had toilets or mentioned bodily functions on TV.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- when I was little, I thought the big stalls were for royalty and celebrities, when they visitedAnon
- I used to think that bodily tissues were kleenex sheets that grew in certain parts of your body.Anon
- I thought the "To Let" signs on buildings meant they were public toilets.— Scottish Laddie
- i used to believe that little people lived in the toilets. and that they could eat anything and everything. — bob the pinecreek
- When I was a small boy, I used to believe there were spiders in the toilets.— nicolas, a French student in 8th grade
- I used to believe that when adults mentioned horsepower that there were Horses under the bonnet— Jonathan