when i was 5 my great great grandma dident want me the truth about sex and giving birth so she said that babies fly through an open window in the hospital and to my mum LOL!!!!!
(my mum told me the truth soon after)
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to let go all my balloons so my great grandma would get it in heaven— lissa
- i used to think when you had an orgasm you were giving birth— splooger
- When I was little I used to believe that God looked like the Great Gazoo (the alien from "The Flintstones").— Susan
- "God is good, God is great, lettuce thank him for our food Amen"— pj
- I used to think that the word Great was added to Britain because they won the Second World War.— Age
- I used to think that Hadrian also built the Great Wall of China.— Spacey