I used to think all birds pooped on people that were being bad because a bird pooped on my dad one day and my mom said he has been bad latly
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- I believed that chickens pooped eggs (male and female)— WHAT-A-Doodle-WHO??
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I thought birds grew from bird seed. — Jen
- i used to think flies were little birds!— unforgiv3n