When I first heard the story Goldie Locks & the Three Bears I thought they ate polish out of tins. We never ate porridge in our house and I heard it as polish which we had in small tins ie Cherry Blossom
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- Polish war memorial ,I thought it was an instruction.as in to polish— oddsox
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- When I first heard of Amsterdam I thought it was "Hamster's Den"— Bootlebat
- The first time i heard of someone getting fired from a job, i thought that they were actually set on fire.Anon