My Aunt used to believe that the lyrics that the Bee Gess were singing in "More than a Woman" were, "Bald Headed Woman"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I used to think Art Deco was Aunt Deco, and wondered who this famously artistic woman was meant to be.Anon
- I used to think I was Wonder Woman! Don't I wish it was so now!Anon