When I was about 8 or 9, my brother took me for a ride out to the country on his motorcycle. I pointed at a bull that was mounted on a cow. The bull was thrusting itself into the cow. I said "What are those cows doing?" "Dancing" my brother said. "Oh." I said, thinking I never knew cows danced.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- I used to believ that "Shooting the Bull" literally meant what it states.— DJ
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon
- i used to think chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from white cows Anon
- When I was little I thought cows married horses, cows were all female and horses were all male. — Sheila
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient