I used to think "I'll never be your beast of burden" said "I'll never leave your pizza burnin'"
I know, I'm a retard
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I used to believe that if you ate the little seeds on pizza that pizza would grow out of your ears— chana
- I used to think that the word pizzazz was something to do with pizza.Anon
- I used to think all Italians worked in pizza restaurants.Anon
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- Pizza deliverymen men are aloud to run red lights such as policemen do.— Ben