When we were little, my sisters and I would call our vaginas "pinkies," as in "My pinky is down there." Well, I don't call it "pinky" anymore! Imagine my surprise when I heard a schoolteacher say, "Use your pinky [finger]. . .!"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that an oncologist was an "on-call-ogist"Anon
- I used to call the shoulder of the road, the elbow.Anon
- When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'— Steve Haughton
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon
- i used to think that the word 'clothes' was the plural for 'clo.' so i'd call a sock or a shirt a clo. — jessimocha
- My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth