I used to think that babies came out of the same place that poo did, and that women couldn't go to the toilet when they were pregnant in case the baby came out...
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that women get pregnant if a man pisses over the toilet sit and then she sits down on it.— jongres
- I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby. — World's Worst Scientist
- when i was 5 years old I thought that a pregnant women deliever the baby by vomiting it — Nesreen Tashkandi
- I used to believe that when you were pregnant, if you went to the toilet your baby would come out. — 2 Awesome
- When I was 5 I thought that baby boys came from men and baby girls came from women...— Gaz
- I used to believe that men had baby boys and women had baby girls.— Janis Smith