When I was 3 years old I was standing in my parents' bathroom. My father had just gotten out of the shower and my mom said, "Look, honey, that is daddy's body." I pointed to his penis and said, "dobby". From that point on all penises were dobbies. I never understood why my friends didn't know what they were. And then eons later,to top it all off, Harry Potter's house elf was named Dobby. Imagine my amusement hearing Harry yell, "Bad dobby!."
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe Harry Potter was real— charlotte
- I used to believe that Hitler's first name was Harry.— Paul
- My uncle harry has a very long beard and a hariy face. I used to think he was a wizard.Anon
- Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
"Oh, Harry can't mate
He knows it's too late
As he's stalking, oh my..."— Santa Puncher - when i was growing up i had two imaginary friends. One was named Jennifer, the other was named Onion.— Tessica
- I used to believe waffles were honey combs and thats why you would pour honey on it — Gaby