i used to think that my penis would get hard because there was a piece of wood that grew whenever i got a boner. lol. i belived this until i was in the 3rd grade.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I belived what when i was peeing, a jellymonster would come out of my penis to punish me.— Shuyin
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- i used to belive that a boner came from skeletons.— Bilunjan
- i thought the phrase "getting a boner" referred to men getting their periods. — astrid
- when I was little, about 4th grade, I thought that when a guy had an erection his penis turned colors...lmao— peanut
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon