A teacher once sent me to the office to get some supplies. When I brought them back a post-it was also included from the secretary to the teacher:
"here is your 'vanilla' envelope"
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- That the earth was inside a gigantic envelope, and the stars were pinholes in the envelope.— Kara
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I used to believe viagra was a mint and that it was an everyday mint you could buy from the post office!!!— Bartoner
- i used to believe that my preschool teacher had eyes in the back of her head.Anon
- up until recently I thought intern was just another word for a secretary (I'm 27 btw)— Axecutioner
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon