I went to a museum and saw a statue of a naked man, then I saw a book that had a picture of a reproduction of the same statue, only there was a leaf over his cock. I thought that they made a different version of it for some other kind of guy. So until I was 11 I thought that some men had penises that were shaped like maple leaves.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought the Statue of Liberty was god.— Amy R. CA.U.S.
- I thought that God looked like the Statue of Liberty.— R*
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon
- when I was about six I remember asking an Adult what Mary did before she was a statue....Anon
- I used to believe that French people where green-like the Statue of Liberty!— Joey
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot