My 6 year old daughter walked in on my 4 year old son while he was peeing. He had retracted his foreskin and my daughter thought his penis was a tube of lipstick!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My 5 year old daughter believes if she picks her nose her bum will fall off !!Anon
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- My daughter thought bumblebees were baby hummingbirds. — Carolyn
- My young daughter thought that night came after the trees ate all the sunlight.— Bruce
- When my daughter was 3, she saw a cat using a litter box. She thought it was building a sand castle.— Debbie the Bad Swimmer
- My daughter thought milk was cow pee because it came from between the cows hind legs— Suzanne