One day many moons ago, my aunt Phyllis was breast-feeding my cousin, and her friend's son was watching her intently. He asked her what she was doing, and she told him something to the effect of "feeding the baby her milk". The little boy sat for a minute and asked Phyllis, "Is there tea in the other one?"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My mum told me that if you eat while you're on the toilet, you're feeding the devil! — Claire
- When I was a child my Grandma told me if I threw food on the fire I was feeding the devil— Anthony P.
- I used to belive that when I would poop I was feeding all the fishies that got flushed downthe toilet!— Fish Feeder
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- When I was little I thought that black babies who were breast fed got chocoate instead of white milk.— Susan
- My friend told me you have to drink milk to get boobs LOOL— Roxanne