When I was about 8 or so, I was listening to talk radio in the car when the speaker was talking about an "n-word." Gasp! I thought I knew all the swear words. I asked my Mom what it was and she lied saying she didn't know. I thought I could figure it out. I rattled of a bunch of made-up words starting with "n." I wasn't very creative. They were words like, "nit" and "nuck."
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I thought there were some swear words so bad if you said them you would go to jail!— Mexicrat
- I thought the word economical was actually two words: eek and omical.
— Nancy M. - I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- I used to believe that the words Angliphile and Francophile were related to the word paedophiles.Anon
- I thought "prison" and "prism" are the same words as each other.Anon