A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

in pink's god is a dj..my friend thought that the words were "if god is a dj, then life is an asshole"

theyre actually "if god is a dj, life is a dancefloor"

when i was younger, i used to like a song, dont know who it was by..that had the lyrics "it must have been love but it's over now" mistaking "it must have been love" for "aston villa" (an english footie team if anyones puzzled lol..) (if u know the song, listen, and it will make sense..) and being in awe that someone loved a football team THAT much