when i was younger, and went to church with my parents..i mistook the words "thanks be to god" for "thanks peter god" (the priest was called peter)
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I seriously believed Peter Pan was real and would take me away to Neverland.Anon
- I used to believe the saying "thanks be to God" went "thanks, Peter God" - as if Peter was his first name :-)— Foz
- I used to believe that TV finished after Blue Peter.— Jen
- i thought that new disney peter pan song said "spread your legs" but its really "spread your wings"— shasta
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - When I was little, I had tiny toes and beleived that ducks mistook them for kernels of corn and eat them.— Seguin