I used to believe that it was illegal to eat hot cross buns at any time other than easter, and those who did were committing a moral atrocity.
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Legal and Illegal meant the same thing (illegal)— Dhruv
- when I saw a sign with a deer on it I always thought deer had to cross the street by it. like a cross walk— only me
- I used to think eyedust was made by people who lived in your eyes and made buns.— The world looks to me.
- I used to think that it was illegal to get married before the age of 30.Anon
- I used to believe that when the streetlights came on it was illegal for children to be outside.Anon
- I thought driving while having to pee was illegal.Anon