When I used to sing "rock-a-bye baby" i thought the words were "and down will come gravy, cradle and all". And I thought my mum was being an idiot when she tried to correct me.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- I used to think gravy was made in graveyards.Anon
- My Wifes dad used to tell her that if she ate the dark lumpy bits in the instant gravy she would die!!— Okse
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon
- When I was around seven years-old, my friend and I put a rock in a microwave and thought it would melt.— Lars