When Elvis died, and I heard on the radio that drugs were the reason, I assumed that they meant aspirin, since that was the only drug I knew.
A childhood belief about drugs

others believed things like this
- I thought drug stores sold drugs. I never understood how they could sell illegal drugs.— Diana Rios
- for some time I used to think that at a drug store people really sold drugs.— NEO_ryu
- I used to believe that drug stores sold illegal drugs and I couldn't work out how they got away with it.— Bigg Jase
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- I used to believe that Elvis died when he was trampled by fans.— Aretia
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon