I used to believe that the neonate ward
in an hospital was a super-specialized
sort of store for babies . . . you went
to the hospital, the same way you went
to the butcher or bakery, and pointed
out the one you wanted; then, they sent
you home with your new kid. This belief
was reinforced by the fact that my mom
had a no-show pregnancy when I was 5.
We've got a picture of her at ~8 months,
in a bathin suit; and, all you'd say was
that she had a little beer belly.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- I used to belief that women had babies by pressing their belly buttons!— amy
- When i was little i thought casualty was a big hospital in londonAnon
- when i was 4 i believed i could breathe under water, one day i decided to try it and woke up in the hospital!Anon
- When I was 4, I thought you chose and bought your baby at the hospital. I believed this until I was 6.Anon
- Well into adulthood I thought that a local anesthetic meant one from the area near the hospital..— D'sparil