I once tred on my fathers wedding ring and was caought by my aunt who then said that I would now never get married becasue of it.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.Anon
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I used to believe that when I see a flock of birds in the sky, they have a wedding ceremony.— Mr. Used to
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I cried too much, I would run out of tears.— Peter