When I was little, my rarely saw my parents kiss, or hug, or have any type of physical contact. This was not because they disliked each other or had a bad relationship, but because they were like any other normal, Asian parents. So one day, when I stumbled into my mom and dad's closet and found a box of condoms, I was incredibly confused. I used to think that perhaps my dad wore the condoms everyday to protect himself from getting raped by other, nasty women. I refused or never really believed that my parents who *gasp* ever have sex together.
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- I used to think condoms were what males wore to keep their "privates" warm during winter.Anon
- when i firts heard about women's condoms i though they had to be strached all aorund her. i think i was 9— hor her
- When i was a nipper my mum told me that condoms were sweeties for grown ups - i believed it for years!! :-)— LCF
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- I used to think that if you met your parents' boss, your parents would be fired!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!— Spoot
- For some reason, I used to believe that women only got raped on train tracks.
— Jessica Tinch