on a family holiday we were travelling to an unfamiliar area that had a lot of farming. In the taxi ride from the airport my younger brother aged 2 pointed excitedly at some cows in a field 'look mummy! goats!'. I, the all-knowing 4 yr old corrected him immediately. 'Don't be silly Edward, they're not goats, they're catholics'. Apparently the taxi driver nearly drove off the road..shaking with laughter.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that edward scissorhands lived in our family friend's attic.Anon
- When I was 6 I used to believe that chocholate milk came from black and white cows. Silly huh.Anon
- I used to believe that if you drove over a banana peel the car would slide off the road.Anon
- when I was younger, I used to believe cows were cousin's to beefs— péisus taré
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- when i was younger i thought that areoplanes drove dead people to heavenAnon