when i was about 3 or 4 i used to think that the lyrics to madness's "our house" were "our house in the middle of ostrich". I thought ostrich was a place somewhere in australia and i also thought that i could see it from my front room window, and that it would take a matter of minutes to walk to australia. very unlikely, being as we live in the uk.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- WHen I was a kid i used to believe you could dig to Australia— Chie
- i used to think that Australia was the whole world.— Trish
- i used to think that bethleham was in australia, like just out in the desert somewhere— joanna
- I was sure that Adelaide (where I lived) was the capital of Australia because they both started with
"A"— fiona - I used to believe New Zealand and Australia were part of the UK because they have a UK flag on their flags — H
- I used to believe that the moon lived on top of our house because I could always see it from the window.— Classic NYer