there used to be a song that got a ton of radio airplay. i could have bet you a million bucks that it said "don't make me yodel" . it was by sinead oconner and it actually said "don't make me over". i couldnt understand why she didn't want to yodel. i even tried to yodel to see if it was painful or if something bad who happen to me afterward.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was a kid i believed i could make things happen just by snapping my fingers like in mary poppins!!Anon
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I used to believe that the saying "2 wrongs don't make a right" was "2 wongs don't make a white"Anon
- I used to wonder why the government didn't just make war illegal..— Samilton Duerheiser