When I was a small child I used to believe that in order to make babies, the man had to pee inside the woman.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that to make babies, a man would pee into a woman's butt. There. I said it.— Hu Flung Pu
- i used to believe that babies came through mail order.Anon
- I used to believe that some men went to prostitutes in order to have babies. — fluffy
- I used to believe that you could order babies from a catalogue!And that everybody had been mail ordered!— Jeff
- When I was a child I used to believe that people died in order of age.— Silvia Spinetti
- I used to believe that babies came out of their mother's mouth like a small bubble.— Evelyn