When I was about five my mother told me all about Elvis, and I remember her specifically noting that Elvis had a daughter and had died "before he even got to know her." I figured that the only reason she could be telling me this was that Elvis must be my real father! Needless to say I was disappointed to learn about Lisa-Marie some five or six years later.
A childhood belief about pop stars
others believed things like this
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- I used to believe that Elvis died when he was trampled by fans.— Aretia
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon
- My mother went to prom with Elvis.— Fiona
- I thought Elvis was a genre.— Lucy