Until the age of 11 or 12, I thought the term used in boxing for a punch that was delivered to the chin in an upwards motion was an upper-cunt. It was my pastor who corrected me at a Christmas party at the church; and told me what I meant to say was an upper-cut...
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought that Boxing Day had something to do with boxing, like watching a global boxing competition.Anon
- I used to believe that a "punch line" meant a line of people waiting to dip punch from a punch bowl.— Sheila
- I used to believe that if I pushed down on my upper eyelids too much, my eyes would pop out.— I Still Don't Touch My Eyelids
- I used to think that the upper struture on the caboose was the rest room.Anon
- I'm an American, and for a good long while I thought that Boxing Day involved the sport of boxing.— miss Taken
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby