At one point, I believed that Father Christmas was evil. I mean... he's this old guy who sits kids on his knees and asks them what they want, then breaks into their house and eats their food. I thought that the presents were there to trick us, or lull us into a false sense of security...
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- there's such thing as "soul-security"( social security )
because of the way my stupid parents pronounce it— elizabeth - We didn't have a chimney in our house. Father Christmas had to come in through the letter box.— Ginnean
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- when i was little i believed that your social security number was the number you were born on the earth — christine
- Do you really mean to tell me that father Christmas is a myth?
Finally......— Peter (Aged 70)