I used to believe that the lyric
'No woman no cry'
Meant if you didn't have a girlfriend then you would never cry.
Listen to it its still works.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to believe that the boogie man would come and get me if I didn't listen to my parents.Anon
- King Henry VIII was named “the eighth” by his dad because the first seven didn’t listen!— Mojo
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt
- I used to think Art Deco was Aunt Deco, and wondered who this famously artistic woman was meant to be.Anon
- My girlfriend belived that sitcoms were called that because you sat down to watch them.— Zeppy