There were many crap definitions of rude words flying around my school. Twat was a pregnant goldfish, bastard was a male dog (go figure) and we thought that the worst word in the world sounded like "Rehhnaharn" because an angry Italian bloke once said it to Bugs Bunny in a cartoon.
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- I thought that "fool" and "What in the World?" and "crap" where ultra-vulgar words.Anon
- I used to believe my dad was the best male figure in the world and wondered why he wasn't president already.— Ivy :)
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite
- I thought the C-word was crap.Anon
- I used to believe that th easter bunny would get angry when you ate chocolate bunnies (I ate them anyways!)Anon
- I used to think the Static in the TV where millions of flying bugs stuck wanting to escapeAnon