My little brother used to sing "Steak and a liver" instead of "Stand and deliver" in Prince Charming by Adam Ant.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- I used to beleive that liver (as in liver and onions and gravy) was rhinocerous meat.Anon
- i used to think that they killed people and took out their liver to make liver!— Sarah
- Would you believe liver, tea, and justice for all? Tea I could take, but liver? Ewg!— Texas granny
- if you stand on your nose and sing the blues you wont get hiccups for a month.Anon
- | believed that liver and brussel sprouts were evil.
I'm OK with liver now, but brussel sprouts...— James