When I was a boy, the Playboys were kept in reach on the mag rack, and were more modest. From peeking, I had the impression that women simply had no penises and no other aperatus. I had no idea how girls pee'd, and my wet dreams were somewhat muddled. When i finally discovered the truth of the matter, the world made so much more sense.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that women had penises, but that they were just hairier than mens'.— Ameeratron
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon
- I used to think that ponies were young horses. I was embarrasingly old when I discovered the truth.— Al's view of the world
- I thought the song Shattered Dreams was acutaly "Shadow Dreams" and wondered what shadow dreams were— Golgademon
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- I always thought cats were all girls & dogs were all boys ... I have no idea why.Anon