I used to believe that milk didn't come out of women's nipples but out of the cleavage between the breasts. Seemed logical because men's nipples don't give milk as well, do they?
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My sister use to belive the reason mom had two breasts - one to give milk, the other for juice.
Anon - that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I didn't believe that a cow's milk and the milk in the fridge were at all related!Anon
- i used to beleive when you drank milk your breasts would get bigger so i used to look down at them afterwordsAnon
- When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha
- I used to beleive that milk bottles were filled with milk, directly from the cow's udder.Anon