In the song "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" they pretend that the snowman is Parson Brown. I didn't know what a Parson was, so I assumed parson described a shade of brown. I couldn't figure why anyone would pretend a snowman was brown. I was even more confused as to why a brown snowman would care if a person was married. I thought it was the most senseless Christmas song in the universe.
A childhood belief about songs
others believed things like this
- Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!— Dellio
- My mom always used to tell me that brown eggs came from brown chickens.— Taylor
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brownAnon
- When I was little, I thought he was called the "Abdominal Snowman" instead of "Abominable."Anon
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s