I used to believe that calculators stopped time and we didn't notice in order to process math problems so fast.
A childhood belief about technology

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that 7 times 12 was equal to 83 or 84, depending on the math problem.— Eric Swensen
- I once believed that one could run around the south pole in order to travel backwards and forwards in time.— kaibutsu
- I used to believe the show Law and Order was a gardening show called Lawn and Order.— Adriana
- I used to believe that "critical acclaim" meant that they liked it, BUT had some major problems with it, too.— Beth
- I used to believe that circuncision was a natural process and that the foreskin fell off during puberty.— Yure
- I used to belive that the law was a number of rules on a notice board outside Buckingham Palace.— Nathan Vasey