I doubt any of you have ever heard about polonez, the Polish car. It was named after famous national dance, but as a child I always associated it with car (of course kids don't know much about dances, but about cars passing their houses many times a day they always do), and at the lesson in second grade (8 yrs old) I found poem in my Polish book about dancing polonez. I had been wondering why do they like to write about car until teacher explained what was the poem about.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- Polish war memorial ,I thought it was an instruction.as in to polish— oddsox
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- No passing zones on the highway. How come we just kep passing those signs? — Colleen
- I thought Kaa's name from The Jungle Book was spelled "Car" and that he had a brother named Truck.Anon