Once when I was very young my uncle saved a person from drowning at one of our ponds. My grandma was so proud that her child could artifically inseminate someone back to life. She even told the newspapers this......it was years later that we told her that he artifically resesitated and not "inseminated" :)
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was a child my Grandma told me if I threw food on the fire I was feeding the devil— Anthony P.
- I used to believe that a wake was something you go to to try to bring the dead person back to life.Anon
- I was told as a young child that if I didn't smile going past the police station, I wouldbe arrested.Anon
- i used to think that 'uncle sam' was a real person...who took all my parent's money!— julie
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- Up until I was nine my uncle told me that the round bales of hay were cow eggs.— Fred