i believed in the stork until one night, i was seven years old, i woke up and heard this thump, thump, thump and a moan. i ran downstairs to see what it was and saw mommy and daddy "wrestling" without their PJs and nine months later i had a baby sister.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- i know that this is not very original, but i used to think that baby's came from the stork.— J Dog
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- My sister used to think that because I was 15 months older than her, I would die 15 months before her!— Nicola Braden
- Until i was 7,I believed that the stork actually delivered babies.
I was a very stupid kid....— DumbKid - I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon