I used to believe that bad words would kill my mom. I was so scared that I never said them until one day my brother had to take me with him to one of his 'debate club meetings'. I heard him say one and screamed, and yelled, 'you killed mommy!'
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to think you had to be in a special club to get a Club Sandwich.— Louis
- That at meetings adults sat on plastic chairs surrounding a large piece of meatAnon
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe
- I used to believe when a radio anouncement for a club said "No Cover" that meant No Clothes.— Aaron