I used to think that if you got close enough to the T.V. you could see up ladies dresses.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- my mom told me that if i went inside the dresses at the clothing store, the dress would eat me...Anon
- I thought the lyrics to "Single Ladies" were "If you liked it, then you should've put your name on it."Anon
- I used to think that the sound after the toilet was flushed was ladies singingAnon
- I used to believe that the reason ladies had big bouffant hairdos was that their heads were shaped that way.— Bea
- I thought that the role of Lollipop ladies was to give out lollies. Shame!— Helen
- when I saw those prepare to meet thy god signs I thought they were beauty parlours for religous ladies only!— knuckles