one time when i was little (4-5) i was searching for x-mas presents and in my dads drawer i found a box of condoms i imediatly thought they were ballons and took them to my dad to blow them up for me. He told me they are special ballons for mummys and daddys.
for the next 2 years or so i thought all parents trained to be ballon art sculptors. and unfortunatly i asked my dad to make a horse for me out of one of them. i still shudder every now and them
A childhood belief about condoms

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- I used to belive that my parent condoms were ballons is special wrappersAnon
- i used to think that mcdonalds served ballons..(the sign said billions and billions served)Anon
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- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys
- I use to believe in the toothfairy until i found all my missing baby teeth in my mom's jewlery box drawer.— Ashley Bailey