When I was young, my dad had told me that salt was appetite dust, and i believed him for years
It only made matters worse when the MacDonalds staff only had salt and pepper.They were so incompetent.
A childhood belief about salt

others believed things like this
- i thought salt made food cold, since pepper made it *hot* — cattiva
- I used to think that pepper was only used to mark where you'd put the salt.— BK
- I never used to understand why salt was bad for you, but pepper wasn't.— Lara
- I thought that veruca salt was green salt— Ninny
- I used to think that salt grew on salt trees.Anon
- I use to believe that salt would cool food down while pepper would heat your foodAnon