I used to believe that if boys could stand up to pee, then they could stand up to poop. So one day, I saw my dad pee standing up and asked my sister "can daddy poop standing up?" Then she said, "Daddy can't do that he would make a mess." I was so confused
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to think that "No standing signs" meant that you weren't allowed to actually stand in the area!Anon
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl