One time my dad told me that if I fart and burp at the same time, you would implode. I tried and tried, but I couldn't do it. About six mounths later my dad told me that it wasn't true. That means I told all my friends a lie!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- I used to believe that if you held a fart in long enough it would come out as a burp.— Chris
- i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!— ahh!
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis