I used to think the lyrics to the Abba song 'Super-trooper' were
"When I called you last night from Tesco"
instead of
"When I called you last night from Glasgow"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- I used to think the song Bette Davis Eyes was called 'she's got better days besides'.— JJ Simpson
- The song 'there's a bad moon out to night.' i thought they were saying 'there's a bathroom on the right.'— kim in alabama
- I always thought the song Blinded by the light went "Wrapped up like a dousche, another runner in the night"— Dawn
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally