You know people say the toilet flushes backwards in Australia I thought they were directly connected
so I would write notes to Australia and flush them down the toilet apologizing for my waste and some times attempting to make small talk.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to beleve when i was 4 that the flush on the toilet was to wake up toilet monsters.— Millie
- WHen I was a kid i used to believe you could dig to Australia— Chie
- I used to believe that when you flushed an aeroplane toilet the waste would just drop out of the plane.Anon
- i used to think that Australia was the whole world.— Trish
- I used to believe that toilet seats were for kids only and that adults sat directly on the bowl. — Evan Klyne
- i used to think that bethleham was in australia, like just out in the desert somewhere— joanna